Draw a Pig

Ms Chick found this Draw a pig personality test and posted her own pig:

Here’s my piggy:

And this, apparently, is what it says about me:

You drew the pig:
Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. And again more is better!
You drew medium sized tail

Hmm. Should have been no tail at all!