February 6, 2006
Apparently today is Duvet Monday – the day when the most people call in sick. From my experience of working in corporate whoredom, this usually involves feeling a bit fluey, having a dodgy stomach or a really, really bad headache that miraculously clears up by the next day.
Of course, if you really do feel fluey, have a dodgy stomach or a really, really bad headache then nobody will believe you today.
I tried calling in sick but just got my own voicemail. Nobody cares.
Did you go to work today, and if so, why?